ok fucking jesus i waited an entire week to post this story omg. ok, this was no guts no glory, december 3rd at irving plaza, nyc niggas. 
I did not know i would love Mitch Brown so much ok. Someone pointed out that Mitch was there so i hugged him and i didn’t let go because idk, i wasn’t feeling so great and i just really needed a hug. And i wouldn’t let go because lol i love hugs. And my friend was like “she’s a hobo” and he joked at he was like “are you a hobo?” and like i didn’t let go, and it was one of those beautiful hugs. I hugged him so many times before the show lol he called me a leech. I hugged him a bunch of times before the show ok. 
He also let me on their tour bus lol and then i met joe the bus driver. So i took a picture of it and me in it. 
When they were setting up for Woe Is Me i said hi to mitch a few times lol. I also followed him on twitter really quickly cause i remembered what his name was.
UMMM, Miss May I was the last to play and everyone left before them like a faggot, and there were less people at the merch tables at the end of the show, Cory, Austin, and Hance were hanging around the merch table. I met them etc. etc. I bought merch and met Devo and yeah and i forgot the other guy at their table. But Devo asked for me to tip him and so i did because i luv woe is me k, and then the other guy said “you can also put panties in there” and devo says “i think she’s a little too young for that, man” and i was like wat and Devo was like “nothing.” omg lol ok.
And i see MITCH and i’m like lol hi again i love you and we had that fabulous hug and i was like “Would you follow me on twitter?” and he was like “Do I follow you on twitter?” And i was like “NO. Would you follow me on TWITTER” and ya and he was like yes, then he whipped out his iphone and opens twitter, and then i asked if he would ever unfollow me and he was like “I’d never unfollow you!” and then i was like “ok i’ll search myself” and he was like “no i’m looking for you through mentions” and i was like “but i never mentioned you” and he was like “no, yes you did,” and i remembered i sent everyone in woe the picture of me on their tour bus lolol like a stalker fangirl. And so he’s scrolling down his mentions and such and i was like “wait that’s 22 hours” looking at the time stamps and he’s like “oh that’s right!” and he finds me “see, i found you” and then i was like lol its me on your tour bus, and he was like lol that’s awesome. So he clicks on my name and i was like lol follow me. And he was like, “No, you have to kiss me first.” And he points to his cheek. And i was like what omg, i was surprised and i didn’t know what to do lol. And i was like “what are you sure? are you serious what” and he was like “yes” and i was like “lol can i get a picture of me doing it” and i spun around in a circle and he said “no pictures” and i asked one more time “Are you SURE” and he was like “yes, or else i won’t follow you” and then i was like lol ok and so i kiss his cheek and he had stubble lolzies then he followed me and i was like lol ok that was awkwardddd. Then the guard kept saying “you have to go, if you’re done buying merch” and Mitch was like “we know, she’ll go soon” and then i was like lol bye and then Austin came and i was like “lol hey can i feel your hair plz” and he tilted his head for me and i felt it, it was beautiful, and as i was doing that, the security guard was escorting me down the stairs lol. Then i find cory and stuff and there was all this awkward stuff i don’t want to talk about that ok and then Mitch comes down the stairs right and i was like HAY and i hugged him aGaIN you know how i roll. Then i said I love you and stuff. And he was like “Aw you’re such a sweetheart. I love you.” and he kissed my cheek and he kissed my head a few times it was so beautiful my creyz guys MY CREYZ. And then he said “You’re the sweetest little girl ever” and i was like omg really. And then we finally let go. And i asked what i should bring them the next time i see them and ya that stuff. Austin passed lol. Mitch asked if i’m going yet, and i was like “hmm well i don’t leave until all the bands are done meeting fans outside the venue and are walking off to the bar” and he said “we don’t go to the bar” and i was like “well, then when you guys are done hanging out lol.” And then i was like “Oh crap i still need to buy pierce the veil merch. is their merch table still up?” and he was like “i dont think so” and then he said he had to go load shit out, so then i was like see ya later. then i considered stalking him omg but then i just bought ptv merch. it was like 11:10 and my mom was already calling me even though i told her to pick me up at 12. then i went out and met pierce the veil and they were all surrounded by a mob of fans and it kinda took forever and i was like “omfg i just want to see mitch again but i’m going to regret not meeting ptv” and so i met everyone in ptv but mike cause like idk where he was and i touched their hair and lolzies you know that already ok then i see Austin and Mitch again and they were taking a picture and like i asked Mitch if i could get another hug and he was like of course and then they walked off and he said they had to go and i was like omg ok i guess this is the last time i’ll see him. and then i went to the front of the venue and i got a picture with matt burnette. lol i didn’t know who he was, only he was part of crew for woe, and i was like “whats your name” and he said “matt” and i asked him his role in the band, etc. because i want to know everyone k. ANd i got a picture with him he was nice. Then i hung out with my friends for a while, then fuckin Michael Bohn pops out the venue entrance all confused and shit and was like “where’s the van” and someone was like “they just left man” and mike was like “oh SHIT. this always happens” as he ran to the corner and someone was like “i think they’re trying to tell you something” and i was like lololol, laughing down the street. Then i hung out with the letlive. guys and their friends, who were super nice. Then i got a picture with Michael, because he later realized where everyone was and such etc. lol. He looked like he was in a rush though. ANd i apologized every five seconds because i had technical difficulties and shit. Then i met Cory and Ben again and one of their friends came in with a drink in a brown bag and i think it was something cool or whateva cause ben was like omg and i was like can i see? and then i held it and the guy was like “lol you’re not old enough to have this, you can’t even hold it properly” and i was like lolol k. then ya ben signed my poster and wrote lyrics on it. And i was like “will you remember me” and he was like “yes amanda” and ok. he followed me on twitter before the show~ and yeah this girl was a bitch to me etc etc i was standing outside the woe bus. There was some of the crew, i knew the rest of the band was off somewhere else right. So i met woe’s photographer. And like lol this girl, who’s my friend’s friend goes up to him and asks if he’s the new lead singer and i was like omg. “awkwardddd” Mitch comes out and i was like omg he’s here. Then i hug him AGAin and like i asked if i can get a picture with him on the bus and he was like ya and then i meet Joe the bus driver again lol. So i enter and i put my stuff in a seat and i was like “lol it smells weird in here” and Mitch was like lol “fuck you we live here” and Joe was like “we’re letting you in our home and thats what you say?!” and Mitch was like “7 people live in here” Joe added “12” and yeah. So me and mitch sit in the front seats and we take a picture. The one you see above is the picture~ Joe left for a few seconds. And me and Mitch were just sitting there and i was leaning next to him it was beautiful. And Joe comes back and Mitch was like “this is my girlfriend.” and i was like “isn’t that illegal?” and he was like “yes.” and i was like lol ok. Then he gets up and gets a box of pizza. And so we sit at their table. my friends were outside the bus and i was like lol are you jealous. I asked Mitch “can i have some pizza” and he says “You are so NEEDY” and i was lol. Then he asked which one, he had two slices, pepperoni and broccoli with mushrooms. And he said i could take a bite from the pepperoni and i told him was i sick and so he ripped off a piece for me and added a piece of pepperoni on it. And then we talked about the bands they were touring with and i asked him to do a shout out for my friend in Iowa and he was like who the fuck is from iowa and basically we talked about why iowa sucks lol. And then i told him when woe is me headlines they should play gramercy. He said it wasn’t up to him. And i was like “but you’re the tour manager.” And he said, “I get this a lot. That’s the booking agent’s job.” And i was like ohhhhh. Then i said “PLay Gramercy.” He said, “we played gramercy twice” and i said “play gramercy” again. then he repeated himself. and i was like “PLay gramercy!!! for me??” and he said “for you? hmm maybe.” then we talked about tours. etc. Then we talked about bands he didn’t like. Then my mom called like twice and he said “let me talk to her” and i was like noooo. When i finished speaking to my mother i was like “lol she was cursing at me.” And then he was like “You should go now. What is today. Don’t you have like church tomorrow?” and i was like lolno. Then he and Joe said they went to church every sunday. And i was like really. ANd they said ya they drive to the nearest church and go to mass every sunday. ANd i was like omg thats cool. They asked when was the last time i went to confession and mass and lol all that churchy stuff. Then Mitch let me take a bite out of his mushroom and broccoli pizza and he folded the slice. And he said “i don’t know if you’d like it” and so i bit it and ya etc etc we talked about the new york style of eating pizza and yeah. lol. idk what else we talked about. He said a few times that i should go now or my mom will kill me. And so we get up and i was like “can i have another longlasting hug” and he was like yessss. Then he kissed my head again and called me sweetie and such and said i could be a legal midget and yeah. Then i was like i don’t want to gooo. Then he was like “but you have tooo” and we were by the stair and i was still hugging him and he said “you have to go” and basically he lifts me then puts me down when we’re outside lol. Then the guy who gave ben the drink and two kids were standing there and he was like “hahaha that’s the best thing i’ve seen all day”, mitch having to lift me from the bus as i was hugging him omg. So me and mitch hug one last time. And it was a fabulous hug, as always~~~ and i was like “Will you remember me” and he said “I don’t want to ever forget you” then we said i love you and such and he kissed my head and like basically when we hug he touches my hair like runs his fingers through my roots and i was like “what if i told you i had lice” and he said “i would kill you” and we let go and i was like “no seriously though, i would never speak to you again” lolol. Then i said “you’re my favorite woe is me member!” and he said “you’re my favorite woe is me fan!” Then we finally said bye, and it was like 12:30 am broskies. Then i start walking and Mitch is like “wait! i’m not letting you walk in new york city alone at night” and i notice he stepped over an orange on the side walk omg so random in the back of my head i was like wtf is an orange doing on the street and i was like omg you don’t have to it would be so awkward if he met my mom and like yeah he walked me half way and he was like “is that your mom in the white” and ya then we said bye and that was that and it was beautiful
but wait there’s more faggots. yeah. there’s more.
So, Kyle Pavone’s girlfriend Christine messaged me. This wasn’t random though, we talk on facebook every once in a while, since i met her at WWIII a month ago and this is what she messaged me 

 and yeah that made my day lol the next day. lol. like, i had to kiss him for him to follow me on twitter its funny cause he just randomly followed like 50 fans this week but ok omg yeah this is my mitch brown story ok
took me an hour to type this
i look ugly h8 me

ok fucking jesus i waited an entire week to post this story omg. ok, this was no guts no glory, december 3rd at irving plaza, nyc niggas. 

I did not know i would love Mitch Brown so much ok. Someone pointed out that Mitch was there so i hugged him and i didn’t let go because idk, i wasn’t feeling so great and i just really needed a hug. And i wouldn’t let go because lol i love hugs. And my friend was like “she’s a hobo” and he joked at he was like “are you a hobo?” and like i didn’t let go, and it was one of those beautiful hugs. I hugged him so many times before the show lol he called me a leech. I hugged him a bunch of times before the show ok. 

He also let me on their tour bus lol and then i met joe the bus driver. So i took a picture of it and me in it. 

When they were setting up for Woe Is Me i said hi to mitch a few times lol. I also followed him on twitter really quickly cause i remembered what his name was.

UMMM, Miss May I was the last to play and everyone left before them like a faggot, and there were less people at the merch tables at the end of the show, Cory, Austin, and Hance were hanging around the merch table. I met them etc. etc. I bought merch and met Devo and yeah and i forgot the other guy at their table. But Devo asked for me to tip him and so i did because i luv woe is me k, and then the other guy said “you can also put panties in there” and devo says “i think she’s a little too young for that, man” and i was like wat and Devo was like “nothing.” omg lol ok.

And i see MITCH and i’m like lol hi again i love you and we had that fabulous hug and i was like “Would you follow me on twitter?” and he was like “Do I follow you on twitter?” And i was like “NO. Would you follow me on TWITTER” and ya and he was like yes, then he whipped out his iphone and opens twitter, and then i asked if he would ever unfollow me and he was like “I’d never unfollow you!” and then i was like “ok i’ll search myself” and he was like “no i’m looking for you through mentions” and i was like “but i never mentioned you” and he was like “no, yes you did,” and i remembered i sent everyone in woe the picture of me on their tour bus lolol like a stalker fangirl. And so he’s scrolling down his mentions and such and i was like “wait that’s 22 hours” looking at the time stamps and he’s like “oh that’s right!” and he finds me “see, i found you” and then i was like lol its me on your tour bus, and he was like lol that’s awesome. So he clicks on my name and i was like lol follow me. And he was like, “No, you have to kiss me first.” And he points to his cheek. And i was like what omg, i was surprised and i didn’t know what to do lol. And i was like “what are you sure? are you serious what” and he was like “yes” and i was like “lol can i get a picture of me doing it” and i spun around in a circle and he said “no pictures” and i asked one more time “Are you SURE” and he was like “yes, or else i won’t follow you” and then i was like lol ok and so i kiss his cheek and he had stubble lolzies then he followed me and i was like lol ok that was awkwardddd. Then the guard kept saying “you have to go, if you’re done buying merch” and Mitch was like “we know, she’ll go soon” and then i was like lol bye and then Austin came and i was like “lol hey can i feel your hair plz” and he tilted his head for me and i felt it, it was beautiful, and as i was doing that, the security guard was escorting me down the stairs lol. Then i find cory and stuff and there was all this awkward stuff i don’t want to talk about that ok and then Mitch comes down the stairs right and i was like HAY and i hugged him aGaIN you know how i roll. Then i said I love you and stuff. And he was like “Aw you’re such a sweetheart. I love you.” and he kissed my cheek and he kissed my head a few times it was so beautiful my creyz guys MY CREYZ. And then he said “You’re the sweetest little girl ever” and i was like omg really. And then we finally let go. And i asked what i should bring them the next time i see them and ya that stuff. Austin passed lol. Mitch asked if i’m going yet, and i was like “hmm well i don’t leave until all the bands are done meeting fans outside the venue and are walking off to the bar” and he said “we don’t go to the bar” and i was like “well, then when you guys are done hanging out lol.” And then i was like “Oh crap i still need to buy pierce the veil merch. is their merch table still up?” and he was like “i dont think so” and then he said he had to go load shit out, so then i was like see ya later. then i considered stalking him omg but then i just bought ptv merch. it was like 11:10 and my mom was already calling me even though i told her to pick me up at 12. then i went out and met pierce the veil and they were all surrounded by a mob of fans and it kinda took forever and i was like “omfg i just want to see mitch again but i’m going to regret not meeting ptv” and so i met everyone in ptv but mike cause like idk where he was and i touched their hair and lolzies you know that already ok then i see Austin and Mitch again and they were taking a picture and like i asked Mitch if i could get another hug and he was like of course and then they walked off and he said they had to go and i was like omg ok i guess this is the last time i’ll see him. and then i went to the front of the venue and i got a picture with matt burnette. lol i didn’t know who he was, only he was part of crew for woe, and i was like “whats your name” and he said “matt” and i asked him his role in the band, etc. because i want to know everyone k. ANd i got a picture with him he was nice. Then i hung out with my friends for a while, then fuckin Michael Bohn pops out the venue entrance all confused and shit and was like “where’s the van” and someone was like “they just left man” and mike was like “oh SHIT. this always happens” as he ran to the corner and someone was like “i think they’re trying to tell you something” and i was like lololol, laughing down the street. Then i hung out with the letlive. guys and their friends, who were super nice. Then i got a picture with Michael, because he later realized where everyone was and such etc. lol. He looked like he was in a rush though. ANd i apologized every five seconds because i had technical difficulties and shit. Then i met Cory and Ben again and one of their friends came in with a drink in a brown bag and i think it was something cool or whateva cause ben was like omg and i was like can i see? and then i held it and the guy was like “lol you’re not old enough to have this, you can’t even hold it properly” and i was like lolol k. then ya ben signed my poster and wrote lyrics on it. And i was like “will you remember me” and he was like “yes amanda” and ok. he followed me on twitter before the show~ and yeah this girl was a bitch to me etc etc i was standing outside the woe bus. There was some of the crew, i knew the rest of the band was off somewhere else right. So i met woe’s photographer. And like lol this girl, who’s my friend’s friend goes up to him and asks if he’s the new lead singer and i was like omg. “awkwardddd” Mitch comes out and i was like omg he’s here. Then i hug him AGAin and like i asked if i can get a picture with him on the bus and he was like ya and then i meet Joe the bus driver again lol. So i enter and i put my stuff in a seat and i was like “lol it smells weird in here” and Mitch was like lol “fuck you we live here” and Joe was like “we’re letting you in our home and thats what you say?!” and Mitch was like “7 people live in here” Joe added “12” and yeah. So me and mitch sit in the front seats and we take a picture. The one you see above is the picture~ Joe left for a few seconds. And me and Mitch were just sitting there and i was leaning next to him it was beautiful. And Joe comes back and Mitch was like “this is my girlfriend.” and i was like “isn’t that illegal?” and he was like “yes.” and i was like lol ok. Then he gets up and gets a box of pizza. And so we sit at their table. my friends were outside the bus and i was like lol are you jealous. I asked Mitch “can i have some pizza” and he says “You are so NEEDY” and i was lol. Then he asked which one, he had two slices, pepperoni and broccoli with mushrooms. And he said i could take a bite from the pepperoni and i told him was i sick and so he ripped off a piece for me and added a piece of pepperoni on it. And then we talked about the bands they were touring with and i asked him to do a shout out for my friend in Iowa and he was like who the fuck is from iowa and basically we talked about why iowa sucks lol. And then i told him when woe is me headlines they should play gramercy. He said it wasn’t up to him. And i was like “but you’re the tour manager.” And he said, “I get this a lot. That’s the booking agent’s job.” And i was like ohhhhh. Then i said “PLay Gramercy.” He said, “we played gramercy twice” and i said “play gramercy” again. then he repeated himself. and i was like “PLay gramercy!!! for me??” and he said “for you? hmm maybe.” then we talked about tours. etc. Then we talked about bands he didn’t like. Then my mom called like twice and he said “let me talk to her” and i was like noooo. When i finished speaking to my mother i was like “lol she was cursing at me.” And then he was like “You should go now. What is today. Don’t you have like church tomorrow?” and i was like lolno. Then he and Joe said they went to church every sunday. And i was like really. ANd they said ya they drive to the nearest church and go to mass every sunday. ANd i was like omg thats cool. They asked when was the last time i went to confession and mass and lol all that churchy stuff. Then Mitch let me take a bite out of his mushroom and broccoli pizza and he folded the slice. And he said “i don’t know if you’d like it” and so i bit it and ya etc etc we talked about the new york style of eating pizza and yeah. lol. idk what else we talked about. He said a few times that i should go now or my mom will kill me. And so we get up and i was like “can i have another longlasting hug” and he was like yessss. Then he kissed my head again and called me sweetie and such and said i could be a legal midget and yeah. Then i was like i don’t want to gooo. Then he was like “but you have tooo” and we were by the stair and i was still hugging him and he said “you have to go” and basically he lifts me then puts me down when we’re outside lol. Then the guy who gave ben the drink and two kids were standing there and he was like “hahaha that’s the best thing i’ve seen all day”, mitch having to lift me from the bus as i was hugging him omg. So me and mitch hug one last time. And it was a fabulous hug, as always~~~ and i was like “Will you remember me” and he said “I don’t want to ever forget you” then we said i love you and such and he kissed my head and like basically when we hug he touches my hair like runs his fingers through my roots and i was like “what if i told you i had lice” and he said “i would kill you” and we let go and i was like “no seriously though, i would never speak to you again” lolol. Then i said “you’re my favorite woe is me member!” and he said “you’re my favorite woe is me fan!” Then we finally said bye, and it was like 12:30 am broskies. Then i start walking and Mitch is like “wait! i’m not letting you walk in new york city alone at night” and i notice he stepped over an orange on the side walk omg so random in the back of my head i was like wtf is an orange doing on the street and i was like omg you don’t have to it would be so awkward if he met my mom and like yeah he walked me half way and he was like “is that your mom in the white” and ya then we said bye and that was that and it was beautiful

but wait there’s more faggots. yeah. there’s more.

So, Kyle Pavone’s girlfriend Christine messaged me. This wasn’t random though, we talk on facebook every once in a while, since i met her at WWIII a month ago and this is what she messaged me 

 and yeah that made my day lol the next day. lol. like, i had to kiss him for him to follow me on twitter its funny cause he just randomly followed like 50 fans this week but ok omg yeah this is my mitch brown story ok

took me an hour to type this

i look ugly h8 me

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